Phobia Posted January 19, 2014 Author Posted January 19, 2014 Be good – and if you can’t be good, be careful Quote
Phobia Posted January 20, 2014 Author Posted January 20, 2014 Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun Quote
Phobia Posted January 21, 2014 Author Posted January 21, 2014 Be naughty – save santa the trip Quote
Phobia Posted January 22, 2014 Author Posted January 22, 2014 Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home Quote
Phobia Posted January 23, 2014 Author Posted January 23, 2014 Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents Quote
Phobia Posted January 24, 2014 Author Posted January 24, 2014 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 2 Quote
Phobia Posted January 25, 2014 Author Posted January 25, 2014 Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on 1 Quote
Chameleon Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on My grandmother always said, "Beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bone, beauty fades away, but ugly holds it's own" hehe 2 Quote
Ol Smoke Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'. 11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.. 14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 16. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now. 6 Quote
Phobia Posted January 26, 2014 Author Posted January 26, 2014 Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon 1 Quote
Chameleon Posted January 26, 2014 Posted January 26, 2014 Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon Beer - Probably the reason I was conceived 2 Quote
Phobia Posted January 27, 2014 Author Posted January 27, 2014 Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? — George Carlin 1 Quote
Chameleon Posted January 28, 2014 Posted January 28, 2014 If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan? 1 Quote
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