LeftWingVixen Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Relevant: I don't care too much for political jokes. Some get elected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 7, 2014 Author Share Posted August 7, 2014 If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I bet you I could stop gambling. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggtato Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Don't go back to the same people that made you regret the times you spent with them before... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Sing like no one is listening...dance like no one is watching 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The quieter you become the more you can hear ~Ram Dass~ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Friend SunLight Posted August 8, 2014 Clan Friend Share Posted August 8, 2014 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. brilliant where is the 'like twice' button? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggtato Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Patience is the key to success 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 If you can't be clever be silly ...if you can't be silly be gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggtato Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You don't know what you've got until it's gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomero Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Someday told me, "Your truly friends you can count with fingers of the hand"; Today i broke me one finger. I hope dont to be making Vudú over somebody xD 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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