Ol Smoke Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Most boxers never see the punch that puts them out. You never see hard times coming until it has been here for awhile. Next to being shot or stabbed, the worst feeling you will ever have is when your first girlfriend breaks up with you. The hopelessness of never being lucky is when you see on TV that your lottery ticket won One Million Dollars. Then the next day you find out 10 others won also. The worst thing you can find out is that you had your car for sale for 2 months and no one called. So you trade it in for barely anything, and then find out the dealer sold it the next day, for more than you were asking for it. Why is it that ten people can walk down a forested path before you, but you get bit by the rattlesnake.? Why is it that the three cars ahead of you are all speeding past you at one point, but the cop pulls you over. Why is it that people try to park as close to the Walmart doors as possible, until Summertime. Then they park 1/4 mile away just to get the shade of a tree. ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing That's how Bush Jr. got elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Oh, and you think the idiot we have now is better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Oh, and you think the idiot we have now is better? It was a joke. This is a words of wisdom thread. Please move along. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 All things equal..when half asleep I get half the pee in the bowl !D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs doesn't have to be one of them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn’t get very far 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 two things i'd like to tell you,but the other one is a secret 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 A clear conscious is usually a sign of a bad memory. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Thinking ahead will leave room for pie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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