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In every company there is an askhole – a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.

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"The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear."

--Nelson Mandela

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Children in the dark make nonsense but nonsense in the dark make children.

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If you fall in love with 2 guys (or girls) – stay with the second, because if you really loved the first one it would never have happened.

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If a mosquito lands on your testicles, you then realise that you cannot solve every issue with a violence.

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If a mosquito lands on your testicles, you then realise that you cannot solve every issue with a violence.

Ahahahahah :D hahahahaha

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The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

 

AlphaLeader B)

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Never go to bed angry....stay awake and plot revenge.

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Today a person knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave her a glass of water.

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Today a person knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave her a glass of water.

 Haha :lol:

 

I made the same mistakes for so many times, that now I call them traditions.

-Unknow-

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You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.

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If a problem can be solved, there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good.

 

Dalai Lama

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Don’t be scared. Don’t let them see.

 

Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds (The Darkest Minds, #1)

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Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

 

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Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

Ur not supposed to be off forum ? :lol:

 

Life is an internet. 30 days after you met, she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month.

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