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Its got a good beat, and it's easy to dance to!

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nobody can hurt you more than yourself

nobody can help you more than yourself

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

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I got a map of North America, its scale is 1:1....one summer I folded it

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wisdom is the kind of thing you resort to when you are in deep s...

most people don't need it (yet)

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Listerine won't make a girl to love you completely.

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I have a light switch on my wall, I don't know what it does.. I flip it off and on all the time..  One day I got a letter from a woman in Germany that said "Cut it out!"

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THE MOTHER'S LOVE IS... (slipper flying), my mom yelling: Turns off that f***ing computer and and get out to sleep. :spank  xD
 

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Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

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in a week, god made this world and thought it was nice...

 

...well, that's what you call optimism!

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