SkuLLc0LLector Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Blood Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help?' I said, 'No, Six should be enough.' - Les Dawson 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Friend SunLight Posted April 4, 2015 Clan Friend Share Posted April 4, 2015 nobody throws stones on a tree without fruit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanek Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Dear Ladies! If your man tells you that he loves you, and you are notyet ready to say the same thing - simply say, "I KNOW ..."Thus, he will think you are awesome, because you quoted "Star Wars"and you will feel relieved 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I have the eyes of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) :$ Edited April 4, 2015 by Raskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 A closed mind will not open many doors... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Sometimes the best you can hope for is episodes of temporary sanity.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDuyvesteijn Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 - My dog has no nose = Then how does he smell? - Awfull! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Everyday is a gift. That's why they call it the present. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Statistics show that no abortions were operated on any Conservative men. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 “Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.” —Margaret Lee Runbeck 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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