LeftWingVixen Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Never take a cat for a walk. Though, of course, he may choose to accompany you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10Tacle Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Why Cats Are Like Men They don't listen.They don't come in when you call.They like to stay out all night.Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention. Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep. But why do women love their cats so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 But why do women love their cats so much? Because cats don't talk back. And you're also forgetting men are more like dogs. They drool, they're simple-minded, they're loud, they're messy, and you're always responsible for cleaning up after them. /slam dunks on your good vibes Edit: #TeamCat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way (attributed to) Mark Twain 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. — James Branch Cabell 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Men go into strip clubs thinking they'll get screwed, but they end up just getting fvcked. - told to me by a bouncer at a strip club 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoxide Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'd rather die trying to live, than live trying not to die. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Tactfully you approach...compliment her..(more small talk)...then slowly weave in what it is you are wanting while she's euphoric in her own ego...if she catches on she will find you a cad and adore you for it.or you can make her think it's her idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10Tacle Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Either write something worth reading - or do something worth writing. Ben Franklin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused The person who knows how to laugh at themselves has a higher appreciation of laughing at others. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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