SkuLLc0LLector Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. 7 Quote
United Blood Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help?' I said, 'No, Six should be enough.' - Les Dawson 3 Quote
Clan Friend SunLight Posted April 4, 2015 Clan Friend Posted April 4, 2015 nobody throws stones on a tree without fruit 4 Quote
RedAngel Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5 Quote
Satanek Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 Dear Ladies! If your man tells you that he loves you, and you are notyet ready to say the same thing - simply say, "I KNOW ..."Thus, he will think you are awesome, because you quoted "Star Wars"and you will feel relieved 2 Quote
Phobia Posted April 4, 2015 Author Posted April 4, 2015 The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools 4 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 I have the eyes of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 6 Quote
Raskin Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Sometimes the best you can hope for is episodes of temporary sanity.. 4 Quote
Phobia Posted April 5, 2015 Author Posted April 5, 2015 The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along 5 Quote
VanDuyvesteijn Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 - My dog has no nose = Then how does he smell? - Awfull! 3 Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Everyday is a gift. That's why they call it the present. 3 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 Statistics show that no abortions were operated on any Conservative men. 2 Quote
RedAngel Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 “Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.” —Margaret Lee Runbeck 5 Quote
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