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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left me a little note on the windscreen, it said "parking fine". - Tommy Cooper.

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It's always 5 PM - somewhere on the planet B)

reminds me of 'Even a broken clock is right twice a day' :P

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Nobody's perfect, that's why pencils have erasers.

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The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before

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Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.

- Anne Frank’s Diary

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Practice is when everything works ...... and nobody knows why.
Theory is, if nothing works                ..... and everyone knows why.

Here theory and practice is combined

Nothing works......                                     and no one knows why.... :P

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it

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