kristy Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Share your favorite pickup lines! I'm sort of famous among my group of friends for having quite a few dirty pickup lines at my disposal. Here are a few of my favorites: Let's play army. You lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you F*ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bubba? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U in between F and CK. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. What's got 15 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper. If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head? The Trojans loved Helen so much that they jumped into a horse (historically incorrect!). I love you so much that I'll jump into a Trojan. I'm really good at math. U+I = 69. Excuse me, is that dress felt? Do you want to be? And of course, the all time favorite: Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform? Here's some Harry Potter ones too: You know platform 9 3/4? Well, I know something else that's 9 3/4 Going to bed? Can I Slytherin? 2 Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 guy : masturbeerde gij ? girl : watte ? guy : wa studeerde gij ? 4 Quote
Rabidraccoon Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Very funny. And I think just getting someone laughing is a good icebreaker. I'm too old to give them a go, and my wife would not approve. Quote
asp Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 guy : masturbeerde gij ? girl : watte ? guy : wa studeerde gij ? Awesome one. 1 Quote
CaulkLiquor Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) I got the cash, you workin? professional pick up line right there Edited May 31, 2012 by CaulkLiquor Quote
SinfulRaevyn Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants. ;D Damn those clothes look fine. They'd look better on my bedroom floor. Or a great classic- Nice shoes, wanna f[censored]? Quote
RetroLeaves Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I used to be good at pick-up lines, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Quote
SinfulRaevyn Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I used to be good at pick-up lines, but then I took an arrow in the knee. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Just when I thought the meme had died. 2 Quote
RetroLeaves Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I'm always a couple of years late with those things. So beware. Quote
BeerMaker Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 1 If you were a basketball I would never shoot you / Why? / Becouse I would always miss you 2 Devil really hates you/ Why? / For being hotter than hell 3 Let's assume your left leg is Christmas and right leg is Thanksgiving / Why? / Becouse I will visit you between holidays 4 I am professional/doctor. Take off your clothes. 5 Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? / Why? / Becouse you are BeAuTiFULL 6 You must be the speed of light/Why?/ Becouse time stops when I look at you. 7 My magic watch says you don't wear any underwear / I actually do./ It must be 15 minites fast then. 8 You are the only one who can turn my floppy disk into hard drive. 9 I wish I was adenine/Why?/ Becouse I could get paired with U. 10 http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Pick-up-line.jpg Vote for best;> Quote
Tarzan Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I don't do pickup lines, they're fake anyway. I am just easy to get along with:) Quote
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