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Share your favorite pickup lines! I'm sort of famous among my group of friends for having quite a few dirty pickup lines at my disposal. Here are a few of my favorites:

 

Let's play army. You lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you ;)

F*ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bubba?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U in between F and CK.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

What's got 15 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

The Trojans loved Helen so much that they jumped into a horse (historically incorrect!). I love you so much that I'll jump into a Trojan.

I'm really good at math. U+I = 69.

Excuse me, is that dress felt? Do you want to be?

 

And of course, the all time favorite:

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

 

Here's some Harry Potter ones too:

You know platform 9 3/4? Well, I know something else that's 9 3/4 ;)

Going to bed? Can I Slytherin?

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Very funny. And I think just getting someone laughing is a good icebreaker. I'm too old to give them a go, and my wife would not approve. :)

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guy : masturbeerde gij ?

girl : watte ?

guy : wa studeerde gij ?

 

;)

 

Awesome one.

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I got the cash, you workin?

 

 

professional pick up line right there

 

:money:

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hi! i'm paying -- works always

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants. ;D

 

Damn those clothes look fine. They'd look better on my bedroom floor.

 

Or a great classic- Nice shoes, wanna f[censored]?

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I used to be good at pick-up lines, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Just when I thought the meme had died.

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1 If you were a basketball I would never shoot you / Why? / Becouse I would always miss you

2 Devil really hates you/ Why? / For being hotter than hell

3 Let's assume your left leg is Christmas and right leg is Thanksgiving / Why? / Becouse I will visit you between holidays

4 I am professional/doctor. Take off your clothes.

5 Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? / Why? / Becouse you are BeAuTiFULL

6 You must be the speed of light/Why?/ Becouse time stops when I look at you.

7 My magic watch says you don't wear any underwear / I actually do./ It must be 15 minites fast then.

8 You are the only one who can turn my floppy disk into hard drive.

9 I wish I was adenine/Why?/ Becouse I could get paired with U.

10 http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Pick-up-line.jpg

 

Vote for best;>

 

 

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I don't do pickup lines, they're fake anyway. I am just easy to get along with:)

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