beedub Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Thanks Kristy, those lines worked great on a few girls down at the bar. My only problem now is that my wife is pissed. I told her I just was trying out your lines, so now she is pissed at you and on her way to Asia to find you. I guess thanks for taking the heat for me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwarren Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Are you a lesbian? Prove it. Win/win either way. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achiyan Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Giggity-goo Hi Those are my two. Im ironically watching Johnny Bravo. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecLipse~ Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day if your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas, would you mind if I spent some time between the holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 if i told you you have a beautifull body would you hold it against me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristy Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Thanks Kristy, those lines worked great on a few girls down at the bar. My only problem now is that my wife is pissed. I told her I just was trying out your lines, so now she is pissed at you and on her way to Asia to find you. I guess thanks for taking the heat for me too. Funny. She won't find me in Asia. So while she's frantically plowing her way through Beijing and Shanghai, you can pick up a few of the girls at the bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderful Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Edited June 1, 2012 by Wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beedub Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Funny. She won't find me in Asia. So while she's frantically plowing her way through Beijing and Shanghai, you can pick up a few of the girls at the bar... Awesome, got my back again. If you are not in Asia I am not paying for language lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteCat Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? Are you a parking ticket ? Cause you got fine written all over you. Are your pants on discount? Cause if you were at my house they would be 100% off saw this in the movie Hall Pass ; Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin and there are so much more funny ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristy Posted June 3, 2012 Author Share Posted June 3, 2012 Awesome, got my back again. If you are not in Asia I am not paying for language lessons. Don't have to. Clearly, I can speak Engrish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beedub Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Don't have to. Clearly, I can speak Engrish No no Kristy (if that is your real name, wait we know it is not), I said I like the language lessons on your profile, so I offered to pay for advanced lessons. It is obvious you don't need them. I thought maybe you were from China since you were teaching Chinese in your profile. I was only kidding about advanced lessons anyway, just so you know. Acutally It is not obvious that you can speak English, only that you can type it. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathshead Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Rawr! Can I be your dinosaur? Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCap Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When caught looking too much at the cutie at the bar, when she comes over and asks. "what are you looking at?" Reply: 1. "Everything" 2. "who say's I'm looking? and what's to see? These both have worked albeit only once and I had no idea what I was saying it just came out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panini*Hobbit@mp3 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab. Wow your father must have been a baker 'cos you've got a great set of buns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinBacon Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Nice shoes, wanna f***? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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