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Granted but you drove it for a day and now it's totaled.

 

I wish for just one of my "off days" to truly be an off day (no errands or running around.)

 

Granted. Oh and that "off day" was another special day. It was also the last day of your life. R.I.P.

 

I wish this weekend would never end.

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Granted. Oh and that "off day" was another special day. It was also the last day of your life. R.I.P.

 

I wish this weekend would never end.

 

Granted , but all youre plans wont work out in the end and you end alone on a looooong weekend in front of the TV .

 

I wish i could kick our chancellors ass :P

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Granted , but all youre plans wont work out in the end and you end alone on a looooong weekend in front of the TV .

 

I wish i could kick our chancellors ass :P

 

Granted but your foot got stuck and the police arrested you ... they seperated your foot by cutting it off. Enjoy the time in jail.

 

I wish my myopia would be healed.

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Granted but your foot got stuck and the police arrested you ... they seperated your foot by cutting it off. Enjoy the time in jail.

 

I wish my myopia would be healed.

Granted. But in the process of healing your nearsightedness, your eyes became permanantly crossed. Hello strabismus.

 

I wish this wish was flawless.

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Granted. But in the process of healing your nearsightedness, your eyes became permanantly crossed. Hello strabismus.

 

I wish this wish was flawless.

 

 

Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act.

 

I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems...

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Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act.

 

I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems...

 

Granted theres a duck processing plant in charlotte n.c.

 

 

I wish i could cure cancer with no side effects

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Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act.

 

I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems...

oh lol. :lol

 

Granted theres a duck processing plant in charlotte n.c.

 

 

I wish i could cure cancer with no side effects

granted. too bad for you, you found the cure after it was too late for your case........

 

i wish that i get to play ET tonight.

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oh lol. :lol

 

 

granted. too bad for you, you found the cure after it was too late for your case........

 

i wish that i get to play ET tonight.

 

 

Granted but all the multiplayer servers crashed.

 

I wish I lived a more fulfilling life... :-/

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Granted but all the multiplayer servers crashed.

 

I wish I lived a more fulfilling life... :-/

Granted. You now eat more than you ever have (full filling.) developing stomach ulcers and diabetes.

 

I wish my job payed more.

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Granted too bad on Friday they will figure out you lied about your qualifications and fire you.

 

I wish I knew how to use my full potential.

Granted. You have used your full potential to surpass anyone in your way...during all of this you have overexerted yourself and die.

 

I wish more people came to ruin a wish.

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Granted. You have used your full potential to surpass anyone in your way...during all of this you have overexerted yourself and die.

 

I wish more people came to ruin a wish.

 

Granted I read that and I came..

 

I wish my Man boobs would go away

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Granted I read that and I came..

 

I wish my Man boobs would go away

granted. now you have woman boobs.

 

i wish this wish. <-------come back with that one.

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granted. now you have woman boobs.

 

i wish this wish. <-------come back with that one.

 

Hmm.. Now we are not playing with wishes.. we are playing with word semantics.. so here we go

 

Granted. Seeing that wish is a strong desire for a specific thing, and that you now have a strong desire to have a strong desire, these two strong desires are directed at one another, with you caught eternally between them, tearing you apart by my granting of both your wishes at once.

 

I wish your wishes were no longer based on obtuse semantics

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Granted I read that and I came..

 

I wish my Man boobs would go away

 

Granted. Now you have nipples on your ass.

 

I wish that, when I die, I'd be buried upside down so the whole world could kiss my ass! :lol

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