Raziel Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 On 10/8/2010 at 5:18 PM, Disco said: Granted but you drove it for a day and now it's totaled. I wish for just one of my "off days" to truly be an off day (no errands or running around.) Granted. Oh and that "off day" was another special day. It was also the last day of your life. R.I.P. I wish this weekend would never end. Quote
SickOne Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 On 10/8/2010 at 6:38 PM, Raziel said: Granted. Oh and that "off day" was another special day. It was also the last day of your life. R.I.P. I wish this weekend would never end. Granted , but all youre plans wont work out in the end and you end alone on a looooong weekend in front of the TV . I wish i could kick our chancellors ass Quote
Raziel Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 On 10/8/2010 at 7:48 PM, SickOne said: Granted , but all youre plans wont work out in the end and you end alone on a looooong weekend in front of the TV . I wish i could kick our chancellors ass Granted but your foot got stuck and the police arrested you ... they seperated your foot by cutting it off. Enjoy the time in jail. I wish my myopia would be healed. Quote
Achiyan Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 On 10/8/2010 at 7:56 PM, Raziel said: Granted but your foot got stuck and the police arrested you ... they seperated your foot by cutting it off. Enjoy the time in jail. I wish my myopia would be healed. Granted. But in the process of healing your nearsightedness, your eyes became permanantly crossed. Hello strabismus. I wish this wish was flawless. Quote
Disco Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 (edited) On 10/9/2010 at 3:11 AM, Achiyan said: Granted. But in the process of healing your nearsightedness, your eyes became permanantly crossed. Hello strabismus. I wish this wish was flawless. Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act. I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems... Edited October 11, 2010 by Disco Quote
Stryder Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 On 10/11/2010 at 6:15 PM, Disco said: Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act. I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems... Granted theres a duck processing plant in charlotte n.c. I wish i could cure cancer with no side effects Quote
Achiyan Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 On 10/11/2010 at 6:15 PM, Disco said: Granted but your wish was that you could be seen on national television conducting a homosexual act. I wish that I could meet people who put ducks on stereo systems... oh lol. On 10/11/2010 at 6:42 PM, stryder said: Granted theres a duck processing plant in charlotte n.c. I wish i could cure cancer with no side effects granted. too bad for you, you found the cure after it was too late for your case........ i wish that i get to play ET tonight. Quote
Disco Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 On 10/11/2010 at 10:11 PM, Achiyan said: oh lol. granted. too bad for you, you found the cure after it was too late for your case........ i wish that i get to play ET tonight. Granted but all the multiplayer servers crashed. I wish I lived a more fulfilling life... :-/ Quote
Achiyan Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 6:15 AM, Disco said: Granted but all the multiplayer servers crashed. I wish I lived a more fulfilling life... :-/ Granted. You now eat more than you ever have (full filling.) developing stomach ulcers and diabetes. I wish my job payed more. Quote
AntiThought Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 Granted too bad on Friday they will figure out you lied about your qualifications and fire you. I wish I knew how to use my full potential. Quote
Achiyan Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/12/2010 at 8:05 PM, AntiThought said: Granted too bad on Friday they will figure out you lied about your qualifications and fire you. I wish I knew how to use my full potential. Granted. You have used your full potential to surpass anyone in your way...during all of this you have overexerted yourself and die. I wish more people came to ruin a wish. Quote
Degritz Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 12:22 AM, Achiyan said: Granted. You have used your full potential to surpass anyone in your way...during all of this you have overexerted yourself and die. I wish more people came to ruin a wish. Granted I read that and I came.. I wish my Man boobs would go away Quote
Achiyan Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 7:51 PM, Degritz said: Granted I read that and I came.. I wish my Man boobs would go away granted. now you have woman boobs. i wish this wish. <-------come back with that one. Quote
Degritz Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 8:04 PM, Achiyan said: granted. now you have woman boobs. i wish this wish. <-------come back with that one. Hmm.. Now we are not playing with wishes.. we are playing with word semantics.. so here we go Granted. Seeing that wish is a strong desire for a specific thing, and that you now have a strong desire to have a strong desire, these two strong desires are directed at one another, with you caught eternally between them, tearing you apart by my granting of both your wishes at once. I wish your wishes were no longer based on obtuse semantics Quote
Disco Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 On 10/13/2010 at 7:51 PM, Degritz said: Granted I read that and I came.. I wish my Man boobs would go away Granted. Now you have nipples on your ass. I wish that, when I die, I'd be buried upside down so the whole world could kiss my ass! Quote
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