fred Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 (edited) no matter what your relegion is it is usually something like this... this is the real version In the beginning, God created the universe. At first the earth was shapeless and covered in darkness, and God's spirit hovered over the waters. God said, "Let there be light". And there was light. God divided the day from the night, naming them ' day' and 'night'. This was the first day and God saw that it was good. On the second day God made the heavens to separate the water from the earth and on the third day he raised the dry land up from the waters below the heavens and commanded the earth to bring forth all plants. God saw that it was good. God then made the greater light for the day and the lesser light for the night, and he saw hat it was good. This was the fourth day. On the fifth day God commanded the waters to fill with living creatures and the air to fill with birds. And he was pleased with what he saw. On the sixth day God commanded the earth to bring forth all kinds of living creatures and he saw that it was good. God then said " Let us make man in our own image". So God created man and woman in his own likeness and gave them authority over all living things. God looked at everything he had made and was very pleased. but there was one problem!!! god then realized that there was no good food on his planet. therefore he made the mexican. the mexican then made chipoltle. god then looked down and said f*** heaven chipotle is on earth. so he made jesus to go to earth get chipoltle and bring it back. that is why he resurected from the dead. he died and he went to god and said wtf them damn humans be killing me. and god said f*** you go get me chipoltle. so jesus resurected to complete gods orders. the leason of this story is that chipoltle is gods best creation!!! Edited September 14, 2010 by fred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chica Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Oh my god....that's all I have to say. Good thing you can't marry a burrito b/c I bet you would...good story though My favorite version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Looks like foil to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckie Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 lol.. anyway, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators daredevil Posted September 14, 2010 Administrators Share Posted September 14, 2010 Chipotle owns... No one makes burrito like Chipotle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fb!N!nJa Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I never knew chipotle was shiny and looked like foil paper wow u learn something new everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarme Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 LOL so it the Chipotle in the sky theory i like i like ) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristy Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Chipotle is like dying high and going to heaven and finding out it's all one big high O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidParadox Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 lol im gonna ruin this thread by saying that maybe im the only guy that doesn't like chipotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohurcool Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I've only gone once because my friends were like "LOLWUTYOUNEVERBEENTOCHIPTOLEBEFORE?!" and thought it was ok but nothing special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papito Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 lol, burritos, chipotle, damn inmigrants who take our typical food and make it a monster, the real burritos isnt like that, actually i eat chipotl with no other mix food. Just alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinBacon Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Read title, thought it was going to be about tits.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 lol im gonna ruin this thread by saying that maybe im the only guy that doesn't like chipotle You're not the only one well, maybe the only guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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