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Driving Rules According to Jaaa!&

Posted by Jaaa!&, 30 November 2010 · 696 views

#1 - The speed limit is never what it is posted. This is how you figure out a speed limit:
  • If the speed limit ends in a 5 and is below 55, you flip the entire number. For Example: 25 becomes 52.
  • If a speed limit is above 55 then one must double the speed limit. For Example: 65 becomes 130.
#2 - Pedestrians and road signs are worth points. Here are the point breakdown:
  • If you hit a child its worth 10 points
  • If you hit a adult its worth 15 points
  • If you hit a child and adult its work 20 points
  • If you hit two children its 22 points
  • If you hit two adults its 25 points
  • If you hit a baby its 50 points
  • If you hit more than three people within two seconds its 75 points
  • If you hit a RED fire hydrant its worth 100 points
  • If you hit a YELLOW fire hydrant its worth 110 points
  • If you hit a ORANGE fire hydrant its worth 115 points
  • If you hit a BLUE fire hydrant its worth 125 points
  • If you hit any street sign its worth 150 points
  • If you hit a light pole its worth 155 points
  • If you hit some type of Police car which includes fire or ambulance its worth 200 points
  • If you hit another car its -100 points (A Normal Car)
  • If you hit a tree its -150 points
  • If you hit a school its -200 points
  • If you hit a government building its X4 your entire score
  • If you destroy a military insulation its X6 your entire score.
#3 - Driving on the White or Yellow line is permitted and encouraged

#4 - If you hit Frodo or Luke Skywalker while you are driving, great for you, but how did you hit them, there not real?

#5 - When you see a yellow light, don't slow down, speed the hell up, who cares if you don't make it, FLOOR IT.

#6 - Hit the damn bunny that always cross the damn road

#7 - When it comes down to it, and your in a hurry, run it like twisted metal

#8 - BUMPER CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#9 - Using a cell phone while your driving it a must

#10 - When its Christmas Eve out, going hunting for Santa Claus and if you see mommy kissing Santa Claus, MOW THEM DOWN

The most important rule is whatever has greater mass, it has the right of passage.
I got the high score !!! But I am not allowed to drive anymore or else they will shoot me D=
Destroying military Insulation requires DuPont!
Woooo, Bumper Cars
jaaa i bet u drive a taxi :P
lol stuff man
#Talking to playboy girls on 9th rule is must :P

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