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Hey hey,

 

It's been a damn while since last time i started a topic. Anyway regarding of a way to ease our mood during winter, let's share everyweek (if not everyday) starting from today quotes from... SOuth Park! (once per day :) )

 

Who doesn't know any quotes from this mythic serie? :)

 

 

Let's start:

"Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early ’60’s?

Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?"

 

 

 

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Well i guess i may be the only one to post here, but as long as people view this and can smile... :)

 

Today's quote:

 

"Stan: [with a sigh, calmly] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.

Kyle: [shouts] We killed Kenny?

Stan: Yup. We're bastards."

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”I don’t want to shoot the bunny.” — Stan
“No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.” — Jimbo
“Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don’t want to shoot anything.” — Cartman

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Nice ones Sunset :)

 

 
"Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man."
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Kyle: We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.

Stan: And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.

Kyle: And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic a**h****.

Cartman: Hey. You did me already.

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KKK Leader: White power! White power!

Mr. Garrison [as Mr. Hat]: White power!

Mr. Garrison: Oh, I'm sorry, Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist son of a b***.

Mr. Garrison [as Mr. Hat]: Don't apologize for me to that spear chucker.

Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat!

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Been watching this show on and off since the 90's. The last couple of seasons have been fantastic. They actually have continuity from one episode to the next instead of it just being like whatever happened in the last episode never happened.

 

The most recent video game was quite excellent and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

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Kenny: Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf.

Stan: Totally, dude.

Kyle: Good point, man.

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Here to enjoy a bit more <3

 

 

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Cartman:  I'M NOT FAT! I'M BIG BONED!

Stan:  No, Jay Leno's chin is big boned. You are just a fatass.

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