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I was recently in the hospital for a little biopsy surgery and when I woke up I found I could hardly speak.  This was due to the air tube that had been in my

throat for a little while.  I was lying there taking in the sounds and sights of the room when a young female nurse came in to give me a sponge bath.  I tried to

ask her a question but it was difficult.  I asked her a question but she couldn't understand me.  So I repeated the question.  She replied, "You want me to see

if your testicles are black?"  I just stared at her!  She then repeated, "check to see if your testicles are black?  Is that what you want me to do?  Before I

could reply, she reached down under the covers and threw them back, then grabbed my penis and held it out of the way, and lifted my testicles up.  She

looked at them for a second or two and said, "They look fine to me".  I then motioned for her to come closer to me where I strained to tell her,

"Are my test results back!"

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LoL, I can nearly imagine ur face when this happened :D

 

Masa_1964

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