FireFist Posted September 1, 2014 Author Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) Roses are red, facebook is blue, No mutual friends, who the hell are you!!! It means FISH can produce word GHOTI , L0L Edited September 1, 2014 by Carbon Wolf Quote
Clan Friend SunLight Posted September 1, 2014 Clan Friend Posted September 1, 2014 I noticed that searching for 'threw' on google highlights 'through' as well... lol? google probably thinks I can't spell... Quote
FireFist Posted September 1, 2014 Author Posted September 1, 2014 Search on google : do a barrel roll then hit enter so f***ing strange 2 Quote
Mr.Karizmatic Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 type elgoog and open the first link in google 2 Quote
FireFist Posted September 2, 2014 Author Posted September 2, 2014 type elgoog and open the first link in google That's good too ! (Y) Quote
FireFist Posted September 5, 2014 Author Posted September 5, 2014 A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!" Hahahahahahahahaha LOL 1 Quote
FireFist Posted September 5, 2014 Author Posted September 5, 2014 girl - baby im wet.Boy - want a paper towel?Girl - no, i want more then that Boy - want 2 paper towels? Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round Boy - damn you want the whole roll? 1 Quote
FireFist Posted September 5, 2014 Author Posted September 5, 2014 Plz read very funny LOL: Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.Friend: Ok I can see it...Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there. Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this. Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you. Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl. Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet. Friend: I hate you... Quote
ElleHall Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 I noticed that searching for 'threw' on google highlights 'through' as well... lol? google probably thinks I can't spell... very funny jokes Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything. ~~~~~ Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? A: Because they’re really good at it. ~~~~~ Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Quote
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