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You will name this creature "Antichrist" in my honor.

 

As this creature approaches 3 years of age, we shall perform a sacrifice, and we shall feast upon it in praise of the godssssssssssss </end evil demon voice>

 

Or just Name him Anti.. since everyone calls me that :D

 

I was gonna suggest Double Aids but Antichrist totally trounced that notion.

DOUBLE AIDS IS SUCH A NASTY WAY TO BE KILLED!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!

What would you rather shout in a park? Antichrist? Double Aids? Neither of them sound too bad if you draw it out for 3 seconds and yell them in a high enough pitch.

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!! WATCH OUT FOR MY BULLETS, THEY'RE CAKED IN THE STUFF!!!!!!!! AIDS!!!!

Anyway, one of them would be preferable me thinks. 

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SHITHEAD

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHHmeAwZx4

 

Well, what is it, boy? Are you lost?
Do you want to play? ls it trouble?
Trouble?
Is it an accident?
A drowning?
A fire?
Fire!.
We've got to warn everybody!.
I've heard about dogs like you. You're going to be famous!.
You're going to get your picture taken, and they'll put it in the paper!.
This is exciting!.
You saved my life!. Come on, let's warn everybody!.
Fire!. It's a fire!. Fire!. There's a fire!.
Everybody!. Up!. Wake up!. It's a fire!.
It's a fire!. This dog, he's saving everybody's life!.
He's unbelievable!. He's some dog!. He's a lifesaver!.
That's what l'll call him, too!. Ol' Lifesaver!. That will be your name!.
Folks!. False alarm. There's no fire.
Mister, don't call that dog "Lifesaver."
-No? -Call him "Shithead."
Good. "Shithead."

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