words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[LeftWingVixen]

For the best seat in the house, move the cat.

[Eggtato]

Hope for the best prepare for the worst

 

You never know what's round the next corner

[Pvt. Parts]

If there is no enemy within the enemy without can do us no harm

[oOShockWaveOo]

Don't be fooled by the looks of others, just because it's quiet in a cemetry doesn't mean that everyone is in heaven ....I only translated it from my native language

[oOShockWaveOo]

here's one that I just made up ....Don't be a spectator, be the player !. also : Don't lie to yourself, stay where you've been put, because messing with shuffle isn't cool ....gotta stop playing et

[Phobia]

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done

[SunLight]

sometimes when we think about something it looks great, and when we tell someone it looks like plain bs

 

there must be some fault in human language or imagination is just better than reality

[oOShockWaveOo]

sometimes when we think about something it looks great, and when we tell someone it looks like plain bs

 

there must be some fault in human language or imagination is just better than reality

 people see what they want to see

[Phobia]

If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

[Raskin]

Giving is best when not expecting something in return

[SunLight]

If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

yes, but also this:

if it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid if you can do it faster with another method

[Phobia]

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger

[LeftWingVixen]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

[Raskin]

Art critics judge works of people more talented them

[Tities(.)(.)]

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.