words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Phobia]

"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

that sounds like a modest proposal

 

 

edit:

that sounds like a modest proposal

[Phobia]

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style

[Phobia]

If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a     fool

[LeftWingVixen]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

[Raskin]

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth makes you both ugly

[LeftWingVixen]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

- Gandhi

[Phobia]

If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions

[LeftWingVixen]

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

[Phobia]

If at first you don’t succeed, quit; don’t be a nut about success

[SunLight]

it's not failing if you didn't really try

[LeftWingVixen]

If at first you don’t succeed,

Try to be a tad more diverse, Phobs.

[SunLight]

If at first you don’t succeed, don't worry. You can fail again.

[LeftWingVixen]

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

[SunLight]

If at first you don’t succeed, let someone else do it for you

[Phobia]

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you