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Most boxers never see the punch that puts them out.

 

You never see hard times coming until it has been here for awhile.

 

Next to being shot or stabbed,  the worst feeling you will ever have is when your first girlfriend breaks up with you.

 

The hopelessness of never being lucky is when you see on TV that your lottery ticket won One Million Dollars. Then the next day you find out 10 others won also.

 

The worst thing you can find out is that you had your car for sale for 2 months and no one called.  So you trade it in for barely anything, and then find out the dealer

sold it the next day, for more than you were asking for it.

 

Why is it that ten people can walk down a forested path before you, but you get bit by the rattlesnake.?

 

Why is it that the three cars ahead of you are all speeding past you at one point, but the cop pulls you over.

 

Why is it that people try to park as close to the Walmart doors as possible, until Summertime.  Then they park 1/4 mile away just to get the shade of a tree. ?

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Oh, and you think the idiot we have now is better?

It was a joke. This is a words of wisdom thread.

Please move along.

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If a man tells a woman she’s beautiful she’ll overlook most of his other lies

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If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them

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