words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Phobia]

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out

[LeftWingVixen]

My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.

- Harry Truman

[Phobia]

I’d buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the straw

[Tities(.)(.)]

We live in the era of smartphones and stupid people.

[LeftWingVixen]

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

[Phobia]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[Tities(.)(.)]

Honesty is an expensive gift, so don't expect it from cheap people.

[LeftWingVixen]

I got a sweater for Christmas.

I really wanted a screamer or a moaner..

[SunLight]

If human race had to end now, and someone else compared what's left from our past (books, etc.) with things on the internet archives they would think there had been a serious descending phase in evolution

 

example:

old way of talking: I don't like this.

new way: fk man this thing is s** and who likes it should hang himself

 

true fact, not a quote

 

edit:

if only Darwin had access to, say, youtube comments, he wouldn't have wasted all that time going to remote islands, to find out we evolved from apes

Edited July 28, 2014 by SunLight

[LeftWingVixen]

No one ever says "it's just a game" when their team is winning.

[Tities(.)(.)]

Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on...

[Phobia]

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect

[LeftWingVixen]

Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company.

- Mark Twain

[Raskin]

Self gratification is the highest form of flattery

[Phobia]

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?