Phobia Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference. - Harry Truman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 I’d buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the straw 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 We live in the era of smartphones and stupid people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Honesty is an expensive gift, so don't expect it from cheap people. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Friend SunLight Posted July 28, 2014 Clan Friend Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) If human race had to end now, and someone else compared what's left from our past (books, etc.) with things on the internet archives they would think there had been a serious descending phase in evolution example: old way of talking: I don't like this. new way: fk man this thing is s** and who likes it should hang himself true fact, not a quote edit: if only Darwin had access to, say, youtube comments, he wouldn't have wasted all that time going to remote islands, to find out we evolved from apes Edited July 28, 2014 by SunLight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 No one ever says "it's just a game" when their team is winning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company. - Mark Twain 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Self gratification is the highest form of flattery 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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