Raskin Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Almost every hand you've ever shaken, has had a penis in it... thanks..now i got to carry anti bacterial bottle around with me......and every person you kiss...you just never know..errruhhhmm 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schNee Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 “If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United Blood Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flible Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 One hypospray a day keeps the illness away! Doctor, Startrek Voyager. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo0m Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "Tired, tired with nothing, tired with everything, tired with the world’s weight he had never chosen to bear." F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo0m Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves. Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 don't take life to seriously, if you do, you'll never get out alive 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 gone,but not forgotten 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schNee Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 “Music is only love looking for words.” ― Lawrence Durrell 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 never trust a person that smiles in the morning 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schNee Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”― Oscar Wilde 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schNee Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 “She made broken look beautifuland strong look invincible.She walked with the Universeon her shoulders and made itlook like a pair of wings.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maya13 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 lol Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maya13 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Dont hurt people; life is a circle... what goes around comes around 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusnik87 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 You gotta do what you gotta do (true for any situation, even more true when it's about pooping. o_o ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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