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Almost every hand you've ever shaken, has had a penis in it... :D

thanks..now i got to carry anti bacterial bottle around with me......and every person you kiss...you just never know..errruhhhmm
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“If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them.”

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Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them...

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One hypospray a day keeps the illness away!

Doctor, Startrek Voyager.

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"Tired, tired with nothing, tired with everything, tired with the world’s weight he had never chosen to bear."

 

 

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

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Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.

 

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

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“She made broken look beautiful
and strong look invincible.
She walked with the Universe
on her shoulders and made it
look like a pair of wings.”

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lol

 

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them...

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Dont hurt people; life is a circle... what goes around comes around

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You gotta do what you gotta do :)

 

(true for any situation, even more true when it's about pooping. o_o )

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