words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[schNee]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Marilyn Monroe

[Koen]

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.

 

-Albert Einstein
 

[RendeL]

A vagina is like the weather: when it is wet, it is time to go in.

[Birdman]

It's funny and sad at the same time, how someone can break your heart and you still love this person with all the rest you have

[Raskin]

when young you feel anxious because you don't know where you're going..same as when you're old.. }

[schNee]

 

“Don't get lost. Give it a try. Go find the place that you're wishing for.”

 

“Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful.”

[United Blood]

A smart person thinks that he's like the rest of the people; a stupid person thinks that everyone else is like him.

[United Blood]

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't of said.

[schNee]

"Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living."

 

Princess Mononoke

[jer3]

"It's about the feeling that the music emanates, it needs to have that 'eyes closed goosebumps on the arms' thing going on."

Richard Mowatt aka Solarstone

[Dominatrix]

"You are actually reading this right now. And you keep on reading it because I got your attention. Good job you read it till the end."

[Phobia]

Life is like a box of chocolates...it doesn't last long for fat people

 

 

you find it offensive, I find it funny...that's why I'm happier than you

[Monoxide]

Phobia!!! Your alive!

[Raskin]

Internet porn is proof a man can do two things at once..

[RendeL]

Almost every hand you've ever shaken, has had a penis in it...