Chameleon Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. 6 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Never sneeze in your car with the air conditioning on. It might come back to getcha. 4 Quote
Chameleon Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 6 Quote
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. 5 Quote
Phobia Posted June 18, 2014 Author Posted June 18, 2014 Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. to true 1 Quote
Phobia Posted June 18, 2014 Author Posted June 18, 2014 How come wrong numbers are never busy? 4 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 If you can guess how many marbles I'm holding behind my back, I'll give you both of them. 4 Quote
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 My grandfather was hit by a bus and killed, do you know what his last words were?? BUS!!!!! 3 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 I want to die real peaceful in my sleep like my grandfather - Not like the people who were screaming in his car. 6 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Glue that dries so fast, you'll think it's Seabiscuit. 2 Quote
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 a candle that burns at both ends burns twice as bright and half as long 2 Quote
Eggtato Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 If you can see a light there is always a way to get to it 1 Quote
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