Chameleon Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 Honk if you like peace and quiet 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Never sneeze in your car with the air conditioning on. It might come back to getcha. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. to true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 How come wrong numbers are never busy? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 If you can guess how many marbles I'm holding behind my back, I'll give you both of them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 My grandfather was hit by a bus and killed, do you know what his last words were?? BUS!!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I want to die real peaceful in my sleep like my grandfather - Not like the people who were screaming in his car. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Youth is wasted on the young... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Glue that dries so fast, you'll think it's Seabiscuit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 a candle that burns at both ends burns twice as bright and half as long 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggtato Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 If you can see a light there is always a way to get to it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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