words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Heretic121]

If you trust people as far as you can throw them, that would make babies very untrustworthy.

 

I would assume babies can be thrown further, therefore they would be more trustworthy o.O

[bo0m]

When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.

[Phobia]

We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators

[bo0m]

But even though I know my flaws are many (many many many), and there are always ways I could be better, and I should never stop working for that—I also need to give myself a break. I can cut myself some slack sometimes. Because I’m a work in progress. Because nobody is perfect. At least I acknowledge the mistakes I’ve made, and am making. At least I’m trying. That means something, doesn’t it?

And just because I have room for improvement doesn’t mean I’m worthless, or that I have nothing to offer to, like, the world.

[RedAngel]

Never hold in a fart, they travel up your spine and into your brain, that's where shitty ideas come from.

[Phobia]

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

[0aporte]

“Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.” university of Colorado

[bo0m]

"why should i apologize for the monster i've become? nobody has ever apologized for making me this way."

[0aporte]

"why should i apologize for the monster i've become? nobody has ever apologized for making me this way."

stereotypical delusional teenager detected xd

[bo0m]

stereotypical delusional teenager detected xd

WoW, with my quote from a movie you came to this conclusion? Idk should I cry or laugh.

[0aporte]

WoW, with my quote from a movie you came to this conclusion? Idk should I cry or laugh.

some people may say that you should laugh since you are cleaver enough to detect a joke regardless of its fun even more within this context. However, if you don't get it, laughing at it would be pretty fake.

 

checkmate bro

[0aporte]

You must never be satisfied with losing. You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates.

 

Richard M. Nixon

 

[bo0m]

some people may say that you should laugh since you are cleaver enough to detect a joke regardless of its fun even more within this context. However, if you don't get it, laughing at it would be pretty fake.

 

checkmate bro

Well no matter am I clever enough or not I do not like hidden sarcasm, or as you said a joke. who cares anyway. But i do like your post below so. Checkmate. Well played x)

[bo0m]

-We need more love, to supersede hatred, -We need more strength,

to resist our weaknesses,

-We need more inspiration,

to lighten up our innermind.

-We need more learning,

to erase our ignorance,

-We need more wisdom,

to live longer and happier,

-We need more truths, to suppress deceptions,

-We need more health,

to enjoy our wealth,

-We need more peace, to stay in harmony with our brethren

-We need more smiles,

to brighten up our day,

-We need more hero's, and not zero's,

-We need more change of ourselves, to change the lives of others,

-We need more understanding,

to tackle our misunderstanding,

-We need more sympathy,

not apathy,

-We need more forgiveness,

not vengeance,

-We need more humility to be lifted up,

-We need more patience and not undue eagerness,

-We need more focus, to avoid distraction,

-We need more optimism,

not pessimism

-We need more justice,

not injustice,

-We need more facts, not fiction,

-We need more education,

to curb illiteracy,

-We need more skills, not incompetence,

-We need more challenges,

to make attempts,

-We need more talents,

to create the extraordinary,

-We need more helping hands,

not stingy folks,

-We need more efforts,

not laziness,

-We need more jokes, to forget our worries, -We need more spirituality,

not mean religion,

-We need more freedom,

not enslavement,

-We need more peacemakers,

not revolutionaries...with these, we create an heaven on earth.

Michael Bassey Johnson

[0aporte]

-We need more love, to supersede hatred, -We need more strength,

to resist our weaknesses,

-We need more inspiration,

to lighten up our innermind.

-We need more learning,

to erase our ignorance,

-We need more wisdom,

to live longer and happier,

-We need more truths, to suppress deceptions,

-We need more health,

to enjoy our wealth,

-We need more peace, to stay in harmony with our brethren

-We need more smiles,

to brighten up our day,

-We need more hero's, and not zero's,

-We need more change of ourselves, to change the lives of others,

-We need more understanding,

to tackle our misunderstanding,

-We need more sympathy,

not apathy,

-We need more forgiveness,

not vengeance,

-We need more humility to be lifted up,

-We need more patience and not undue eagerness,

-We need more focus, to avoid distraction,

-We need more optimism,

not pessimism

-We need more justice,

not injustice,

-We need more facts, not fiction,

-We need more education,

to curb illiteracy,

-We need more skills, not incompetence,

-We need more challenges,

to make attempts,

-We need more talents,

to create the extraordinary,

-We need more helping hands,

not stingy folks,

-We need more efforts,

not laziness,

-We need more jokes, to forget our worries, -We need more spirituality,

not mean religion,

-We need more freedom,

not enslavement,

-We need more peacemakers,

not revolutionaries...with these, we create an heaven on earth.

Michael Bassey Johnson

feminist detected xd

If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories.

Richard M. Nixon