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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

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Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

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1. You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins

2. You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake

3. You are the icing on my cupcake

4. Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most

5. Make them wonder why you’re still smiling

6. Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness

7. Breathe in, breathe out, move on

8. I’m in charge of how I feel, and today I’m choosing happiness 9. Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again

10. Promises mean everything, but, after they’re broken, sorry means nothing

11. A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it

12. If “Plan A” doesn’t work stay cool. The alphabet has 25 more letters

13. Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

14. Let your past make you better, not bitter

15. Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day is, quite possibly, one of the best feelings ever

16. Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair

17. Any day that starts with a lay can’t be all bad

18. I may not amount to much, but at least I am unique.

19. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands

20. In the buffet of life, friends are the dessert

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“Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.” ~ Prophecy of the Cree Native American Tribe

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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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