tipsy Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 The trouble with reality is there is no back ground music. dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn. There. 5 Quote
Phobia Posted July 21, 2015 Author Posted July 21, 2015 your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with 5 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 I met the love of my life during a bird watching convention. I knew she was the one when she had a bumper-sticker that said, "'swollows for life". - Will Seagrim 3 Quote
Phobia Posted July 22, 2015 Author Posted July 22, 2015 "perfect" has 7 letters....and so does "meeeeee". Coincidence? I think not 5 Quote
FireFist Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Some people come in your life as blessings, Others come in your life as lessons. 4 Quote
Phobia Posted July 23, 2015 Author Posted July 23, 2015 I stepped on a cornflake...now I'm a cereal killer 5 Quote
RedAngel Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. 3 Quote
Heretic121 Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 "Opposites attract" is not sound relationship advice. Being pulled to each other would mean there's no room for change, but as human beings we're always changing. Eventually, something is going to break. Either the people, or the relationship. 5 Quote
Phobia Posted July 24, 2015 Author Posted July 24, 2015 I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion, the intruders will think I'm part of the team 4 Quote
RedAngel Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Never underestimate the importance of having someone in your life that can make you smile. 6 Quote
Jobba Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 One of my favorites, Keep on... "Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed." Wayne Dyer 4 Quote
Phobia Posted July 25, 2015 Author Posted July 25, 2015 some days you are the dog...some days you are the hydrant 1 Quote
vikegirl Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Marriage is like playing cards; You start out with 2 hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for a shovel and a spade. - Some dude on Facebook 4 Quote
Heretic121 Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 "You want my opinion? We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love." ~ Robert Fulghum 5 Quote
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