D..X Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.SYLVIA: So, what happened?WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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