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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,

does he become disoriented?

 

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person

who drives a racing car not called a racist?

 

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.

 

Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow

that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,

models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one

enjoys it?

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