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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,

you would have $49.00 today!


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would

have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

you would have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,

you would have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink

heavily & recycle.


It is called the 401-Keg.


And as a bonus...


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a

year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of

alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41

miles to the gallon!

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