thundercunt Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krayzie Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Lol very nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Haha, the 401-Keg xD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicsiksix Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Yet another reason to love beer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveMagic Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Haha, funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Sure ill put shares in a beer company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWayne Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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