meAtgAzM Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 CHEWBACCA ONCE SPOKE ENGLISH TIL CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED HIM IN THE THROAT. Add on to it Quote
RoosterCogburn Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't Tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them. Quote
Administrators JoeDirt Posted May 13, 2011 Administrators Posted May 13, 2011 Btw I killed Chuck. Quote
KingCamper Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Chuck Norris is dead!!!!!! Death is just to scared to tell him. Chuck Norris just got from a trip to pakistan. Does it make you wonder? Quote
Achiyan Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 this has plenty i've seen this many times but just noticed something very dumb that had me rollin. check out 1:12-1:14. the look on Abe's face was epic. Quote
meAtgAzM Posted May 14, 2011 Author Posted May 14, 2011 And God said let there be light.. CHUCK NORRIS RESPONDED SAY PLEASE Btw I killed Chuck. PROOF? Quote
LU47 Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris always gonna give you up Chuck Norris always gonna let you down Chuck Norris always gonna run around and desert you Chuck Norris always gonna make you cry Chuck Norris always gonna say goodbye Chuck Norris always gonna tell a lie and hurt you Quote
GraveDigger Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves. Quote
Papito Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norrys... R.I.P. the guy over me wrote wrong his name now is dead. Quote
GoldDust Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't shoot bullets, he throws them. Quote
meAtgAzM Posted May 14, 2011 Author Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Quote
canparamedic Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves. hahaha best one so far Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Quote
Chega Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris lost his virginity... before is father. Chuck Norris asked once one "Big-Mac" in a "Burger King"... and they did it. Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.