Ruin a wish

[kristy]

Granted, but your mind will develop severe lesions and you are brain-dead right after you pass philsophy.

I wish I was awesomer than everyone else.

[BAM!!3]

Granted, but everyone will trample you to death in a mob for it.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[kristy]

Granted, but your wish was total crap and ended up costing you your life and millions of dollars.

I wish I had some actual ET skillz.

[GraveDigger]

It's in your garage. By the way, so is the A.T.F. and they would like to ask you about it.

 

LOL--great response

[GraveDigger]

Granted, but your wish was total crap and ended up costing you your life and millions of dollars.

I wish I had some actual ET skillz.

 

Granted, but your net connection is so shitty now that you lag non-stop and get slaughtered by the biggest of noobs.

 

I wish i was Hugh Heffner in his prime. (hugh is possible the coolest man to ever live)

[kandya]

Granted, but your net connection is so shitty now that you lag non-stop and get slaughtered by the biggest of noobs.

 

I wish i was Hugh Heffner in his prime. (hugh is possible the coolest man to ever live)

 

Granted, but ur playboy magazines will consist in man bunnies since ull be gay from the nature , ouch

 

I wish i could quit smoking xD

[Disco]

Granted but you will become extremely fat

 

 

I wish that American politics weren't so corrupt

[GraveDigger]

Granted, but now you are no longer a citizen of the US and instead live in Somalia where there is no central govt.--only criminals and warlords.

 

I wish i was a jedi knight.

[I3lessed]

Granted, but now you are no longer a citizen of the US and instead live in Somalia where there is no central govt.--only criminals and warlords.

 

I wish i was a jedi knight.

Granted, unfortunately you don't exist.

 

I wish someone would ruin my wish.

[Andrestor]

Granted, but no longer this wish is ruined, whatever you merely think you want will NEVER come and everything you want will come the opposite.

 

I wish for more wishes :D

[Disco]

Granted, but all your wishes must be that you are discovered at a public place wearing nothing but bright pink, women's underwear

 

 

I wish for the love of Jessica Biel

[ISCHWARS]

Granted,but she is a witch and enchant you to a ugly frog.

 

I wish to produce a no.1 song

[SickOne]

Granted,but she is a witch and enchant you to a ugly frog.

 

I wish to produce a no.1 song

 

Granted , but everyone will hate you after one week cause its on heavy rotation everywhere .

 

I wish for World peace .

[Duckie]

Granted, but you'll have to kill a lot of angry people who don't want world peace first.

 

I wish the guy in the condo above me would stop singing opera.

[Chica]

Granted, you now get to hear him have sex with his partner everyday.

 

I wish my condo would clean itself.