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granted. they now bite from the back.

 

i wish that JoeDirt would stop sayin "WTF...Nab" when i knife him ;)

 

I have the exact same car. Mine is maroon though, all original, 89k miles. Fully loaded.

mine has 82k miles. fully loaded. well, i dont have leather seats. dont like leather, cold in winter, hot in summer.

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granted. they now bite from the back.

 

i wish that JoeDirt would stop sayin "WTF...Nab" when i knife him ;)

 

 

mine has 82k miles. fully loaded. well, i dont have leather seats. dont like leather, cold in winter, hot in summer.

 

Granted. Joe Dirt '!rename Achiyan WTF...Nab'.

 

I wish hardcore would stay the same, I love knifing people on it!

 

I don't have leather seats either bro, only place cow goes is on my plate.

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Granted. I watch the news report stating "A man who is called 'TheDuck' goes on a killing spree murdering, it seems, only actors in hardcore adult films. His motives are currently unknown."

 

i wish that i could sell drugs to imaginary people and actually make an income.

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Granted, when selling those drugs to invisible people, the police spot you and toss you in jail (amidoingitright)

 

I wish I could go into outerspace without needing to breathe.

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I wish I could go into outerspace without needing to breathe.

 

Granted. You were hit by a space shuttle and died slow and painfully.

 

I WISH I WAS RON JEREMY PETER NORTH HUGHE HEFFNER AND YODA ALL IN ONE PERSON.

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Granted. You were hit by a space shuttle and died slow and painfully.

 

I WISH I WAS RON JEREMY PETER NORTH HUGHE HEFFNER AND YODA ALL IN ONE PERSON.

granted. due to your severe diformities and discombobulations, you are forced to live your life in a "test tube". pretty much like a 'vegetable' in a hospital bed.

 

i wish i had impala SS rims.

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i wish i had impala SS rims.

 

Granted. Your impala broke down and cannot be repaired.

 

I WISH I WAS IN THE ILLUMANATI.

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Granted. you succeed in being Satan's dumbass and 'help' 'conquer' the world and burn in hell for the rest of eternity for your great service.

 

i wish i had a new pair of socks.

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Granted, they are made from metal clippings tied together.

 

I wish I could jump across buildings.

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Granted, they are made from metal clippings tied together.

 

I wish I could jump across buildings.

 

Granted. Too bad you can't fly, since you are now part of 8th avenue now. But on the bright side, you helped usher in cleaning out the gene pool.

 

I wish that I had an electromagnetic drive.

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