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Wedding pains part 1 of X

milli vanilli



So I'm getting married. I work for a company here in Pittsburgh that rent fancy table cloths, so i know some peeps. Still doesn't prevent my fiance from being a bigger pain in my ass than peter.


We're trying to cut corners and save money where we can, yet I get yelled at for trying to giver her over 500, yes 500, songs to choose from because there's not enough variety...I'm sorry, if i give you music ranging from ABBA to Yes and things in between, including stuff that isn't music(*cough* Nickleback or Daughtry or rap) and you tell me its not enough? Sorry babe, you don't put out enough for me to put too much rap or shit I dislike on our wedding playlist.


I'm excited to be married, but there are some things women need to realize. Here's a few


1) Yes, we really do want sex as often as we say it. Men are just wired to want it more biologically. And we act on it. We really don't care that we just watched a movie that saw someone get decapitated and someone shit down his head, we might very well still want to sleep with you.


2)I smell, get used to it. Guys just sweat more, its a fact. I don't complain about the way your cooter smells when I'm near it, I don't expect you to complain about my balls after I've mown the lawn, gone for a jog, and played volleyball.


3)If you cook, I'll clean the dishes, I expect the same to be true it *I* cook. This one really pisses me off, since I do all the cooking. We were at her mom's last summer and my fiance says "Yeah, he does all the cooking, so I'll clean the dishes." And even with a dishwasher, how often do I hear about it if i don't do them all? at least 3x a week. The wa yI see it, we can BOTH help in some capacity, since I'm also the one BUYING all the food....


Time to rest,





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lol @ 2

500 songs isn't enough?

lol @ rap on the wedding playlist!

My wife wanted all her Air Supply and Journey crap on our wedding reception, that lasted an hour...

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