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Battle of the Wits #5: vs Auto-Correct




You may have noticed, in previous Battles of the Wits, how much Auto-Correct comes into play...

I don't even have to put this at the bottom: Round 5 goes to Auto-Correct.

Sit back, and enjoy the compilation!


Mini battle w/Aj:


6:16 PM =F|A= AJ: i've been playing compter games, before you were born

6:16 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I've been playing mindgames since you were born.

6:16 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Think of a number between 2 and 9

6:17 PM =F|A= AJ: 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572470936999

6:17 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Okay, step 2:

6:17 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Multiply that by 9


Sparhawk wins


Auto-Correct wars



W/ Ajreag


11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: zooms, one sec, brb

11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: ...

11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate auto-correct

11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: *zomg


W/ Krauersaut:


8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: Hey krater, wallhacker on beginners 24/7, no one else available

8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: his name is .>>

8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I'm in spec, recording a demo as "frostbite"

8:50 AM =F|A=Krauersaut: krater? seriously?

8:50 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate autocorrect -_-

8:50 AM =F|A=Krauersaut: make it learn my name.


W/ theReaper025:


3:46 PM thereaper025: PLAY

3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: uh0uh

3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uh-uh, screw auto-correrect

3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ...

3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Eff this.


W/ Uncasid:


5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: hey uncaused… he's actually right

5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: wallhack

5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uncasid

5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: keeps editing when I say ur name, lol


8:39 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Hey uncaused, just wondering how to use vent?

8:39 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uncasid

8:40 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I swear, I will rip apart my laptop if autocorrect trolls me one more time

(It did... R.I.P, Mac.)


W/ Zairan:


7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: sublet left

7:44 PM zairan: ...

7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ...

7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Need I say: Screw auto-coorect


7:44 PM zairan: LOL

7:56 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: You don't look bad at all

7:56 PM zairan: LOL

7:57 PM zairan: still

7:57 PM zairan: why torn between the two?

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Because you don't look bad, <3, but you are a sublet. <3

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: //rejected

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: :D lol

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: oh wait

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: it autocorrected it...

7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: after sublet, it should have been </3 ....


6:57 PM zairan: why?

6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Why what? Why doesn't Gubbi like you?

6:57 PM zairan: gabby likes me

6:57 PM zairan: *gubbi

6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: haha!

6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: auto-corrset hates u too

6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Oh eff this thing

6:57 PM zairan: LOL

6:58 PM zairan: lol

6:58 PM zairan: XD

6:58 PM zairan: auto-corset

6:58 PM zairan: I don't want that XD




5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Now you're just showing off :P

5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Get console to say how smelly I am <3

5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: WHAT!

5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: WHAT!

5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate auto-correct!

5:03 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I didn't say smelly!



Ouch... Screw you, auto-coorect/corset/correrect.


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There is no way you won that. I pwn'd u with the natural number e. and that wasn't the whole conversation, just saying.

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