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Krauersaut vs Sparhawk: Rounds 1 to Infinite will be posted here for your humor, facepalms and intrest in other people's social lives.

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Numbers 1 and 2

#'s 1 and 2 were both w/Krauersaut, but since I posted without his explicit permission, they have been deleted...   Anyway, I'm sure there will be more! I'll get his permission for another on at some point, I promise   For the record: Krauersaut won 1 Sparhawk won 2   Sparhawk

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Battle of the Wits #5: vs Auto-Correct

You may have noticed, in previous Battles of the Wits, how much Auto-Correct comes into play... I don't even have to put this at the bottom: Round 5 goes to Auto-Correct. Sit back, and enjoy the compilation!   Mini battle w/Aj:   6:16 PM =F|A= AJ: i've been playing compter games, before you were born 6:16 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I've been playing mindgames since you were born. 6:16 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Think of a number between 2 and 9 6:17 PM =F|A= AJ: 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624977572470936999 6:17 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Okay, step 2: 6:17 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Multiply that by 9 ---Over--- Sparhawk wins __________________________________ Auto-Correct wars     W/ Ajreag   11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: zooms, one sec, brb 11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate auto-correct 11:52 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: *zomg   W/ Krauersaut:   8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: Hey krater, wallhacker on beginners 24/7, no one else available 8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: his name is .>> 8:49 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I'm in spec, recording a demo as "frostbite" 8:50 AM =F|A=Krauersaut: krater? seriously? 8:50 AM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate autocorrect 8:50 AM =F|A=Krauersaut: make it learn my name.   W/ theReaper025:   3:46 PM thereaper025: PLAY 3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: uh0uh 3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uh-uh, screw auto-correrect 3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 3:46 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Eff this.   W/ Uncasid:   5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: hey uncaused… he's actually right 5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: wallhack 5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uncasid 5:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: keeps editing when I say ur name, lol   8:39 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Hey uncaused, just wondering how to use vent? 8:39 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *uncasid 8:40 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I swear, I will rip apart my laptop if autocorrect trolls me one more time (It did... R.I.P, Mac.)   W/ Zairan:   7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: sublet left 7:44 PM zairan: ... 7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 7:44 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Need I say: Screw auto-coorect   7:44 PM zairan: LOL 7:56 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: You don't look bad at all 7:56 PM zairan: LOL 7:57 PM zairan: still 7:57 PM zairan: why torn between the two? 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Because you don't look bad, <3, but you are a sublet. <3 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: //rejected 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: lol 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: oh wait 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: it autocorrected it... 7:58 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: after sublet, it should have been </3 ....   6:57 PM zairan: why? 6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Why what? Why doesn't Gubbi like you? 6:57 PM zairan: gabby likes me 6:57 PM zairan: *gubbi 6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: haha! 6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: auto-corrset hates u too 6:57 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Oh eff this thing 6:57 PM zairan: LOL 6:58 PM zairan: lol 6:58 PM zairan: XD 6:58 PM zairan: auto-corset 6:58 PM zairan: I don't want that XD   W/Theo:   5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Now you're just showing off 5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Get console to say how smelly I am <3 5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: WHAT! 5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: WHAT! 5:02 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I hate auto-correct! 5:03 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I didn't say smelly! ---OVER---   Ouch... Screw you, auto-coorect/corset/correrect. Sparhawk

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Battle of the Wits #4: vs Corey

Welcome back to Battle of the Wits! Here, I go against the funny guy with the Wierd Beard, Corzy-cats!     8:25 PM Corey: hmm 8:25 PM Corey: accept or decline 8:25 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 8:25 PM Corey: idk what to do! 8:25 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: wow 8:25 PM Corey: maybe block! 8:25 PM Corey: ugh 8:25 PM Corey: decisions 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: You sound like Joker 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Not a good thing. 8:26 PM Corey: just messin with ya 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: *thinks, No $4!+, Sherlock.* 8:26 PM Corey: ive never talked to joker 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: rlly? 8:26 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: I envy you, keep it that way 8:27 PM Corey: 8:27 PM Corey: not many people message me 8:27 PM Corey: and i dont message anyone usually 8:27 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Probably just the spam dino and Gubbi, huh? 8:27 PM Corey: nope never talked to gubbi on xfire 8:27 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: wow 8:27 PM Corey: lol 8:27 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: you sir, have a gift 8:27 PM Corey: people are scared! 8:28 PM Corey: rarw 8:28 PM Corey: rawr 8:28 PM Corey: /me grrrrrrrrrrr 8:28 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: oh no, alexandra's replacement 8:28 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: And I thought that I could spam YOU.... 8:28 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Big mistake on my part. 8:32 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: oh, screw you! 8:32 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Now I know why you didn't respond.... 8:32 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: nice status update on forums 8:32 PM Corey: LOL 8:32 PM Corey: wasnt me 8:32 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ... 8:32 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Rlly. 8:34 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Sparklyhawk... 8:34 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: that's the worst one so far 8:34 PM Corey: i like it.. 8:34 PM Corey: now if only you could get some colorin your name in game 8:34 PM Corey: make it pink 8:34 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: wow... 8:35 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: cause I'm totally gonna do that. 8:35 PM Corey: my name is pink and white in game 8:35 PM Corey: in ET that is 8:35 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: hmm, got an idea 8:35 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: get on cod4, I wanna kill you so many times 8:35 PM Corey: lol 8:36 PM Corey: /me falls asleep 8:36 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: plz? 8:36 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: Just let me kill you 100 times? 8:37 PM Corey: what server do you play on? 8:37 PM Corey: abnerdog or beginners 8:37 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: beginners 8:37 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: normally 8:37 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: and then once in a while no marty recruting 8:37 PM Corey: ok how about we get on different teams 8:37 PM Corey: and if i outscore you 8:37 PM Corey: you change your name to sparklyhawk 8:37 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: OMG 8:37 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: crap, high stakes... 8:37 PM Corey: lol 8:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: How bout I spam shoutbox as sparklyhawk, and update my wall and signature as sparklyhawk? Deal? 8:38 PM Corey: good enough 8:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: yay, Deal 8:38 PM Corey is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer 8:38 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: beginners or recruiting? 8:39 PM Corey: beinners 8:39 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: okey dokey 8:44 PM Corey stopped playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer 8:44 PM Corey is now playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer 8:53 PM =F|A= Sparhawk: ha   See "http://fearless-assa...amble-with-me/" to see the sad outcome ---OVER--- As a result of the bet: Corey wins round 4.   Damn, I gotta get him back. Sparhawk

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