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The guy I know at the venue we REALLY like looks like he either quit or got fired. I really hope not, cause he was giving me a good deal on pricing. Really going to suck if he's gone. Especially if the new lady doesn't honor what he told me, INCLUDING THE DATE! Not stress I need right now, and I REALLY don't want to deal with a pissed off fiance. We went last night and picked out the cake she, oops, WE want. Only going to cost us $450...........
More things the lesser sex nee
Things are progressing with the planning. We meet with a friend of a friend tomorrow to price a cake and hope its not too expensive.
More things women need to know and understand about us males.
8)I have a sense of humor. Of course its a little dirty and over the line, but thats what makes it funny. You're allowed to at least PRETEND to laugh at a wisecrack once in a while. Otherwise you prove this quote by Groucho Marx correct. "Women should be obscene and not heard."
9)Buy so
Women, why is it so hard to understand us men? We're easy to understand. Give us a piece from time to time, don't bankrupt us and you can really do no wrong by us.
What comes out of our mouths isn't a puzzle. If we say you look good in that dress, you f***ing look good in that dress. We didn't say you look good in that dress, but your sister looks better in it. Or we didn't say you look good in that dress, but you need to loose 45 pounds. We said you look good inthegoddamndressandthats
So I'm getting married. I work for a company here in Pittsburgh that rent fancy table cloths, so i know some peeps. Still doesn't prevent my fiance from being a bigger pain in my ass than peter.
We're trying to cut corners and save money where we can, yet I get yelled at for trying to giver her over 500, yes 500, songs to choose from because there's not enough variety...I'm sorry, if i give you music ranging from ABBA to Yes and things in between, including stuff that isn't music(*cough* N