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A funny thing happened while washing the car today.

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Across the street from my house, there is an apartment building.  The owner decided to tear down the fence and remove the upper balconies. So this leaves the 10 apartments facing me, open to the public.

In order to protect the sliding glass doors they put plywood sheets over most of it but left 18" at the top for sunlight and to let the people look out a little.

 

So there is this woman that lives in one of the bottom apartments, and she and I have seen each other over the year she has lived there.  I once helped her recharge the car battery in her car, but other than that we just nod and say hi once in a while.  She is small and looks like part Hawaiian and maybe Mexican.  She is about 35 or so and cute.

 

Well today I was out washing my wife's car and and I looked a couple of times and she was watching me thru the patio door glass.  I waved and she waved.  I went back to washing the car and was trying to get to the other side of the sunroof and got my T shirt pretty wet.  I turned to try and dry it a little with a towel I had, and I turned toward the apartment and happened to see her laughing thru the glass.  So I pulled up my shirt and flashed her and started laughing, and then she started laughing.  I turned around and went back to drying my shirt and I grabbed the washmitt and started to clean the sunroof again when I glanced across the street and saw her again.  This time she flashed me her tits and we both started laughing.

 

I was cleaning up the area after I had finished the wash job and was washing out the soap bucket by the street when she drove out of her driveway and stopped.  She lowered her window and said, "I just wanted to make sure that turn around was fair play".  I started to laugh and she drove off.

 

For us old guys....this kinda stuff doesn't happen as often as we would like.  But when it does,  it makes you feel young again.

 

I'm gonna wash the car again tomorrow.




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haha this is so funny lol

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They finished the update on the apartment yesterday.  So the sliding patio doors are full open now.

 

Time to get the soap bucket and wash the car again.  Oh  yeah !!



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I'm gonna wash the car again tomorrow.

 

You sir, know how to make someone laugh.

Funny story.



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lol hecka funny :<>

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lol, she did that even knowing ur taken o_O

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Smoke you have the best stories!  :lol:



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I could look like Dolph Lundgren and this kind of luck wouldn't happen to me. You suck lol






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