Why DVD cases are BULLSHIT !
Posted by OnionKnight, 24 April 2010 · 1,214 views
Why DVD Cases are Bullshit !
You know what pisses me off? DVD cases. Facking huge ass cases that only use up 60% of its actual space to hold a single DVD. I have like 20 Xbox 360 games and they are big space wasters. I can't keep them in my CD rack or my TV cupboard so I have to keep them on a shelf like its a fricken book.
So Fack you whoever invented DVD cases. What ever happened to the PS1 era of normal cases that were compact in design. 20 DVD cases fill the same room as 100 CD cases for god sake. Now they are all getting environment saying "we have to make DVD cases more environmental so we will redesign it with new materials". I got a solution for you, use facking CD cases that are 60% smaller and half the price.
I feel like the entertainment industry is going back to the VHS days. Remember those days? Fat ass tapes that you store in a cupboard. Ya now you storing less fat but wide ass DVD cases in that same cupboard you bought 30 years ago. Now that you mention it some cases are so fat ass its unbelieveable. Just look at the Orange Box ! It has two DVD disks but its facking giganormous. Why can't they use traditional Double CD cases (they are the exact same size as regular CD cases too).
Supporters might argue that DVD cases are airtight and keeps dust out of the case. Also since it is a flexible plastic, it will not break as easily. Well I say fack that shit. Just make CD cases out of the same material as DVD cases and keep the damn size !! The first day I laid eyes on a DVD case was when I first got a PS2 and a copy of ONIMUSHA. I open the motherfacking case and what do a find above the DVD containment area? A memory card slot.
Who is going to store a whole memory card in a case for a single game. Besides a save file only takes up like 10kb of a 8 MB memory card! ( no game takes up the whole 8 MB no matter how many times you save). So you switched to DVD cases just so you can put a memory card holder no one uses? I shit on you Sony (ya that right, I took a shit right in your case and sent it back to you *fart*).
Console giants ( Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony) are going to redesign their current video game cases to make it more "green". Telling people they can be more environmentally friendly with there new giant ass DVD cases. You want to be more environmentally friendly? Go back to CD cases you stupid shit.
Onionknight has murdered everyone at Rogers Video and might do the same to you if you don't switch to CD cases