MilkTea? Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Great Teacher Onizuka is a manga that started in the late 90's about a pervy, bad ass 22 year old teacher. The entire manga is pretty much about him being a perv and a bad ass. I typed up this list of quotes from the volume summary pages a few years ago. I think most are pretty hilarious. V13 “Education is the foundation on which you build your entire lust for cash.†“I just have three words for you: Master Bay Shun.†V14 “My balls are huge. I mean, HUGE. Should I go see a doctor?†“Love… ah, love, that magical spark between two people that you hope won’t start a fire and burn them both to death.†V15 “If teachers were paid more, we’d be able to afford better drugs.†“When I think about what’s worse for society, cigarettes or porn, I think to myself, ‘Damn, I need a drink.’†V16 “Drugs are bad, yes. But so is murder.†“In a way, we’re all troubled adolescent girls… deep inside.†V17 “Every educated child is a gift that educators give to middle management.†“There’s nothing in life that can’t be solved with a secret console code and a broadsword +1.†V18 “Give a kid a smoke, and he’ll be happy for a day. Teach a kid to smoke, he’ll be happy for a whole shortened lifetime.†“Happiness in life is all about changing perspective… like they do in 3-D video games.†V19 “So what does the Secretary of State do… make coffee, type letters, that sort of thing? I can do that.†“If I could give one thing, just ONE thing to every student in Japan… it’d be a taste of sunshine.†V20 “Some people ask me what I do to maintain a physique like this, and I just tell them ‘yes.’†V21 “If life deals you a bad hand… cheat.†Quote
Wifestein Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I didn't no wut it was n so that's were u got master bay shun from lolol i dont like reading :X Quote
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