stop or slow down?

[D..X]

Sorry, D..X, but I tried to edit the HTML codes and ended messing up your post.  I forgot to back it up elsewhere.  Your corrupted post is in the spoiler.

<p>A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."London Lawyer says, "What for?"<span style="color:rgb(20,24,35);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket.If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? " </i></u>

 
I edited the codes out of the corrupted copy and pasted it below:
 
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.
 
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop.
 
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!
 
Irish cop says,"License and registration, please."
 
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
 
Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
 
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
 
Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"
 
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
 
Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye havte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,please!"
 
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
 
Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
 
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
 
The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down? "

Edited April 8, 2016 by RedBaird
my 'fix' was a fubar

[bo0m]

Hahahaha! I would beat the shit out of both of them xD

[Krusnik87]

Am i the only one who thought about dirty stuff, when i saw this topic's name ? o_o

[D..X]

Am i the only one who thought about dirty stuff, when i saw this topic's name ? o_o

yes you perv

[Krusnik87]

yes you perv

Nope! just a dirty player getting a bit close to Conquery level regarding slutty stuff o_o (or maybe 'cause of ya? if conquery got inspired from you ^^)