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Chameleon put you up to this didn't he?

Shhhhhh!  hehe

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?

 

...It was two-tired.

 

 

Heard that joke on  the Ellen Degenerate show, not that I watch her.

 

 

Here's a couple more bad jokes-

 

 

A male antenna meets a female antenna and they fall in love and get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great.

 

 

Some jumper cables go into a bar. The bartender says, I'll server you, but don't start nothin.

 

 

Awful, I know :)

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:facepalm:

 

This is a brown joke so Indians and Muslims will get this

 

What did the milk say to the other milk?

 

WHATS UP DHUUDE               LOL LOL

 

Dhuude is how we say milk in our language (urdu, panjabi, and others). probably the best joke ever created :D

 

-flies away-

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Heard that joke on  the Ellen Degenerate show, not that I watch her.

 

I didn't know that because I ACTUALLY don't watch her (:

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