words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Monoxide]

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it the stupid ones that need the advice."

Bill Cosby

[LeftWingVixen]

Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

The next day, you still seemed quite shaken over my unusual and gory gesture.

[Rasom i do Kinza]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.- Albert Einstein

[Raskin]

Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

The next day, you still seemed quite shaken over my unusual and gory gesture.

I roasted and ate it with a nice red wine..it was a little tuff though

[LeftWingVixen]

Remember that you must be absolutely perfect before you judge another person.

[Monoxide]

"Perhaps the butterfly is proof you can go through a great deal of darkness, yet become something beautiful."

[Phobia]

No-one suspects the butterfly!

[Phobia]

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be

[LeftWingVixen]

Don't say maybe when you want to say no.

[Night Hunter]

Happiness will never come to those who do not appreciate what they already have....

[MrJesseD]

There is no middle, there is no maybe. In the end it's always a yes or a no, it's always someone else's left or right.

[LeftWingVixen]

I want to thank you for never being there. Your absence has forced me to find my own way.

[LeftWingVixen]

Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.

[Monoxide]

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

[SunLight]

Do you ever get tired of the waiting?

Do you ever get tired of being in there?

Don't worry, nobody lives forever,

Nobody lives forever

 

Pink Floyd - A New Machine