tipsy Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) I pretend to work, they pretend to pay. True story. Edited July 5, 2014 by yoyo 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nani* Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Society is as follows:The poor worksThe rich exploit himThe soldier defends the twoThe taxpayer pays for the threeThe vagus rests for the fourThe drunk drinks for the fiveThe banker scam the sixCounsel tricks the sevenThe doctor kills the eightThe political lives of the ten 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 The only person you need to be better than, is the person you were yesterday. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 I have a drinking problem – the bars close at 2 AM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 We learn from failing, not from succes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaKy Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Fox smells his own hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 I have a strong will but a weak won’t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 A walk through the forest always calms me. The fact I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tities(.)(.) Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Money can't buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a ferrari than in a cardboard box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I lost my fog machine because I forgot to turn it off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. — attributed to Jimmy Carter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 It would be very difficult for a telemarketer to call in sick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Never test the depth of a river with both feet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted July 9, 2014 Author Share Posted July 9, 2014 I intend to live forever, or die trying. — Groucho Marx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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