words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[tipsy]

I pretend to work, they pretend to pay.

 

 

True story.

Edited July 5, 2014 by yoyo

[nani*]

Society is as follows:

The poor works
The rich exploit him
The soldier defends the two
The taxpayer pays for the three
The vagus rests for the four
The drunk drinks for the five
The banker scam the six
Counsel tricks the seven
The doctor kills the eight
The political lives of the ten

[Tities(.)(.)]

The only person you need to be better than, is the person you were yesterday.

[Phobia]

I have a drinking problem – the bars close at 2 AM

[Tities(.)(.)]

We learn from failing, not from succes.

[Tities(.)(.)]

Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

[MaKy]

Fox smells his own hole.

[Phobia]

I have a strong will but a weak won’t

[LeftWingVixen]

A walk through the forest always calms me. The fact I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant.

[Tities(.)(.)]

Money can't buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a ferrari than in a cardboard box.

[LeftWingVixen]

I lost my fog machine because I forgot to turn it off.

[Phobia]

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. — attributed to Jimmy Carter

[LeftWingVixen]

It would be very difficult for a telemarketer to call in sick.

[LeftWingVixen]

Never test the depth of a river with both feet.

[Phobia]

I intend to live forever, or die trying. — Groucho Marx