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“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over.”

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Not so much words of wisdom, but I may have to try this.

Next time you get an unknown number, answer saying "Hello Westwood sperm bank, you spank it we bank it."

could be dangerous..might get taken up on that offer :D
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the fear of losing something.

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Every moment that's ever been, or ever will be, is gone the instant it's begun. So life is loss. And the secret of happiness is to learn to love the moment more than you mourn the loss.

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SUNDAY

 

The day..I planned a lot but actually do nothing.

weekend to be precise and yea story of my life.

 

 

 

 

Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything because you have the freedom to do anything, without the fear of losing something.

Applies to  no IQ idiots I encounter here.

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