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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers

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A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

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"It doesn't matter how slowly you go-so long as you do not stop" -Confucius

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Beware of false knowledge, it's more dangerous than ignorance.

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer ~ Dave Barry

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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for those of us that remember three and a half or even five and a quarter "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"

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I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

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If evolution is real why are there still monkeys?

If we all came from Adam & Eve why are there different races?

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Keep your house clean like you're expecting a guest.

Keep your heart clean like you're expecting death.

- Unknown

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Not exactly wise words, but saw this last night and it made me giggle :)

 

I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worms never glum, cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.

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You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any

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