Phobia Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 Dyslexics have more fnu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D..X Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 17, 2014 Author Share Posted April 17, 2014 Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 20, 2014 Author Share Posted April 20, 2014 Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Elevators smell different to midgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Entropy isn’t what it used to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundercats Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Never shave your privates then run in a marathon! Edited April 22, 2014 by Thundercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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