Some good adages by Smoke

[Ol Smoke]

Feel free to use these if the need arises.

 

Always dance with the girl you brought. But, it doesn't mean you can't take her home early.

 

A penny saved isn't worth crap.

 

A long time forgotten, in dreams that just fell by the way

 

If you are gonna tap dance, make sure you got the shoes to do it with

 

Old cars are a lot more fun than old women

 

Seat belts ruined road sex

 

Willy Nelson was right

 

Nixon wasn't wrong, he just got caught

 

Before you reach into the cookie jar,  make sure you use your left hand.

 

If a guy pulls a pistol on you,  you still have a chance. 

 

If a guy pulls a shotgun, know a good prayer.

 

When it feels like everything in the world is crapping on you,   it is.

 

When you look back and can say you came through the rough times,   it ain't so.  It's not over.

 

Only GI's in combat have seen the face of pure terror.

 

If a foul ball is coming straight at you, stay seated and guard your beer.

 

If you get a flat tire, keep driving faster, maybe it will destroy the car and you can get another one.

 

Really cheap insurance is like underwear made of newspaper.  It wraps you up, but when you really need it, it never helps.

 

A rolling stone catches no moss, but will kill most animals.

 

When the Eagle flies, don't be under it.

 

Truth is a terrible thing to use against lawyers.

 

Women are never what they seem.  They lie better than you do.

 

 

 

 

[Chameleon]

The only time you start on the top is when you are digging a hole.

 

Give someone enough rope, and eventually they will hang themself.

 

The sun will shine on a dogs butt eventually.

 

Opinions are like A$$ holes, everyone has one.

 

When someone is looking for advice, they usually only want an accomplice.

[Dddrgn]

Very wise words that I will need to take into consideration.