Joke about camel...

[Ol Smoke]

Three guys were traveling across the Sahara, when they noticed that their supply of water was leaking.

Within three days the men were near death and were talking about things they had not done in their lives.

One said, "I wish I had more children to carry on my name".

Another said, "I wish I had worked harder and left my family with more money".

The third said, "I wish I wasn't going to die a virgin".

At which the other two said, "We can help you with that".  This is a female camel and we can hold he for you

so you can die without being a virgin".

Third replied, "I don't know,  a camel?".  There is no one out here to observe this, so who is to know?

Well, after much insistence , he agreed,  The two men held the camel, and he approached the camel.  But each

time, the camel would bolt and run.  After many hours of this, one of the men died.  Then the other, and third was

left alone with the camel, and no way to complete his trial. 

So he fell to his knees and prayed to his god.  "Here me oh merciful God,  all I ask is to not die a virgin.  I will be

ridiculed in paradise for it.  Please get me some help for this problem.  Well, he got up and started walking with the

camel, and after many hours, he found himself up on a high dune.  He looked down and there to his surprise was

an oasis.  As he ran down the dune, he started seeing something.  As he approached he made out the shape of

a woman tied to a palm.  He immediately dropped to his knees and began thanking god for his rescue from his

affliction.

He ran to the woman, and touched her to see if she was real.  She cried to him, oh my savior, if you will untie me

I will do anything for you that you ask.  With that, the guy looked at her in amazement and shouted....

 

Would you hold this damn camel  for me?!

 

[Chameleon]

[SunLight]

hahaha

[jaie]

[yellow flash]

I know this joke but it was slightly different , pig and stranted island

[pyrka]